What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit