What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna