What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.