book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Ball lightning
Shrank Sinatra"
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
Whatever it says in the book.
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.