Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.