How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black"

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach