How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys