Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!