Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.