Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.