Hill Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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