Mustard in a rollerskate
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Coffee Mug
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.
That's how he mustard the troops.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
You mustard be joking!
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Celine Dijon
Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
A seasoned veteran
they only had one pickup
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
He lost the plot.
you get a Hyperlink ...
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
A seasoned veteran.
what Ketchup
Would you like ketchup with your chips
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
An English sleep dog.
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
