Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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Which dog is always without a tail?

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.