Mustard in a rollerskate
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Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.
That's how he mustard the troops.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
You mustard be joking!
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Celine Dijon
Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
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Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Data Remember
Frank
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
The star has a bright future.
They are for those who don't drink!
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Depressed
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
A seasoned veteran
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
Because then it would be a foot.