Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Manet Jokes More Manet Jokes

What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment?

Manet's.

Who is the richest painter?

Manet.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in