Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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in formation

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She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Because he was often scratched!

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A wiener

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo