Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Sinko De Mayo Jokes More Sinko De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Manet Jokes More Manet Jokes

What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment?

Manet's.

Who is the richest painter?

Manet.