Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ?

Moo Nay !

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.