Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.