Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo