Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.