Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.