Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Previous Random Joke Next

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.