Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo