Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.