Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo