Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Bail Jokes More Bail Jokes

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.