What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates