What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.