What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.