What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What was it worth?

Two marks.