What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.