What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.