What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.