What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.