What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D