What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.