What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D