What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.