What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs