What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.