What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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Just out of Curiosity...

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I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops