What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!