What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."