What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.