What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!