What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.