What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!