Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq