Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin