Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why aren't hippies good pitchers?

Because they're always high and outside.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin