Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!