Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin