Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin