Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq