Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq