Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant