Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.