Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.