Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)