Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."