Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.