Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin