Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."