Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.