Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)