Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.