Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving?

Immigration.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!