Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do black people drive?

house prices down

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.