Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!