Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!