Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!