Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!