Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.