Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How did the feminist die?

Alone

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!