Standard Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Taipei Jokes More Taipei Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races?

A feminist

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs