One has standards.
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Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
The devil has standards.
It pains them to have standards.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
They explode when triggered.
Landmines.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
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Noel.
Because Noel.
There's Noel.
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
Urine over your head!
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
Because he had a Taipei personality.
They've got a Taipei personality
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
They're both really high and have no access to water.