One has standards.
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Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
The devil has standards.
It pains them to have standards.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Because she had a frog in her throat.
It was a work of friction.
Because he was a physicist.
The week force.
There are literally Sicilians.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Because cross products don't commute!
Because they won't commute.
A USB.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
There's Noel.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.