Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!