Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!