Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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