Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.