Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.