Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!