How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.