How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.