Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.