Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.