Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.