Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury