What's the real reason old men take Viagra?

So they don't roll out of bed!

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails