Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich