Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Previous Random Joke Next

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich