Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich