Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?