Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich