Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?