Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

What do older women wear?

Depends

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich