Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What do older women wear?

Depends

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll