Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll