Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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You can skip the flat ones.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll