Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.