What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!