What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.