What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.