What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.