How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.