How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane