How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point