How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane