How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.