Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere