Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere