Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.