Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.