Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.