Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Orlando Jokes More Orlando Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.