Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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It was a Free Radical.

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Orlando Jokes More Orlando Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.