Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Orlando Jokes More Orlando Jokes

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....