Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.