Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band