Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.