Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.