What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.