What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :