What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :