What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.