What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)