What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.