What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

Seabed Jokes More Seabed Jokes

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.