What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.