How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".