How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.