Just planning ahead...
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
Because it was on the house.
Because they're paid to.
She was cross eyed.
He only had one pupil.
It got shelved.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Because it multiplied by dividing.
