How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".