What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.