Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.