Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Martin Luther King Jokes More Martin Luther King Jokes

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !