Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Who gets saved?

America

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.