Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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Who loses?

America.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.