Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!