Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.