Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.