Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer