Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.