What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)