What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.