What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.