What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)