What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)