What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What do you call an annoying Chinese chef?

A Woky Talky

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)