How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Get out of my son!"
He was shot in the face.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
It makes the front page.