What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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It was two tired...

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A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

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A crusty asian

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...